Mr. Heavyfoot enjoys a good breakdance from time to time. Usually without punting toddlers, though.
Mr. Heavyfoot does not enjoy a good soccer ball to the seeds. It's funny when others take a soccer ball to the seeds, though.
(special thanks to With Leather for the heads-up on the videos)
We were never very good at RBI Baseball on the old-school Nintendo, so this video really boggles our mind. How did this guy re-enact, pitch-for-pitch, the last inning of Game Six of the 1986 World Series with such amazing attention to detail? How long did it take him to sync the video game with the Vin Scully call of the game? Finally, how did he keep his mom from disturbing him while he did this in his parents' basement?
• Actual entries in the police report from the Star Tribune West:
- Carver County, April 27 - A caller on Mockingbird Lane in Waconia said a 29-year-old man was screaming gibberish. The caller believed the man was speaking Latin and that he was possessed by demons. Police were unable to find the man.
- Chanhassen, May 3 - A caller in the 3800 block of Leslee Curve said two squirrels were blocking the door to a residence.
• Knocked-up wife Casey Kurtt attempted to knock out her husband Kevin on Wednesday, firing a softball to the expectant father's cheek bone/jaw. Casey claimed she saw Kevin look up at her before throwing, while Kevin asserts he never once made eye contact with his sweetums. Kevin is now sporting a small bruised bump on the right side of his exceedingly attractive face. "Softballs are anything but," Kevin said.
• Pearl the Landlord says, I want my money!!!
• Jamie Kennedy has a small bathroom break he has to do.
• If you haven't seen Pizzagate at Fenway Park from earlier this season, you haven't lived. Kudos go to the NESN announcers who really rose to the occasion. Stay classy, Boston.
- Part One
- Part Two
• Finally, that guy needs a hug.
From time to time, Mr. Heavyfoot will introduce you to a musical act we find entertaining, unique or just plain good. Today, we give you Ronald Jenkees:
While I’ll be the first one to tell you I’m different, there’s nothing wrong with me or the way I am! I understand some people just need to speculate things (that’s normal) but there’s nothing wrong with my brain (LOL) and I’m definitely not a savant (go check out some Beethoven for that, folks). I realize that some will think I’m fake, some will think I’m too weird, and maybe a few folks will actually digg my jams.
We, for one, digg his jams.
Ronald Jenkees at YouTube
Ronald Jenkees Official Site
